Not buying Rex going away leaving the pigs to be looked after by amateurs. #TheArchers

Rochelle is local but never visits her mum. #TheArchers

Thought Lily was interning full time at GG. #TheArchers

Climate change explains more turbulence. Not good. #TheArchers

Good evening peeps. #TheArchers

Where is Alastair? In the Am again? #TheArchers

So Bartleby goes back to being a nobody. #TheArchers

Why don’t they call the vet’s surgery? #TheArchers

These people never consider the cost of a vet’s visit. #TheArchers

An emergency at Brookfield. No more pizzas in the freezer. #TheArchers

Evening all. #TheArchers

Amazing that Alice didn’t even have to clean her place top to bottom before setting off to London for weeks on end. #TheArchers

Stand to the right on the tube escalators Alice….unless you’re pissed and yes you will be shoved out of the way. #TheArchers

What is she gonna find in London that will help her recovery? #TheArchers

Printed the photos? No one that age does that. #TheArchers

They can all be fake Chelsea. #TheArchers

Strong words Tracey. #TheArchers

When is someone gonna suggest a new church stained glass window depicting George’s heroics? #TheArchers

Getting a drunk Alice off the train in London will be the first test. #TheArchers

Can’t she cut his hair in the garden? #TheArchers