# tbt #georgecarlin timehop.com/c/fs:102006439…

Movie4k is some bullshit on ads, thank god I got a MacBook. #popupblocker #myass #godbless #apple #macbook #fearnovirus

Be careful of the #spiders and #snakes

Stop talking to and unborn baby like it's checking it's #Facebook news feed. #pregnantwomen #smh #notcute #annoyingaf #NobodyCares

Crawling down my legs like horizontal ropes in #BMT

damn twttr suppt pretty much say #fuckyou . in #ref to an old acct 'I no longer have access to that email address. Sorry, we can’t help you.'

y wasnt 'a bird in the hand's worth two in the bush' on #thinkgame ? seems like its right up the alley of phrases #NOBODY says