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She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser. Queer 🌈 ✊🏳️‍⚧️ 📧[email protected]
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Hi Grant,

Can it be used to treat some of our cancer patients? Cos the waiting lists are proper long & we haven't got access to the right technology due to 'funding issues'

Wondering if we can borrow it for the NHS before you ruin some 8 year olds drone they got for Christmas.

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Thrombolysed someone in resus recently, two patients to one bedspace.

Was chaos, couldn’t move round the pt to get access, draws with the equipment were blocked by a trolley & the patients were uncomfortable.

It’s bloody dangerous, my ultimate solidarity to full time EM staff.

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I was today years old when I learned a Dutch Oven is an actual name of a type of pan and not just when you fart under the duvet and smother your bed buddy with it.

Every day's a school day.

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There was a corresponding article to this tweet but unfortunately Faculty of PAs @ RCP have deleted it from their website…











Fortunately I happen to have a copy

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Shall we dive in?

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There was a corresponding article to this tweet but unfortunately @FPARCP have deleted it from their website… … … … … … Fortunately I happen to have a copy 😬 Shall we dive in? 1/🧵
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Sleep is incredible innit?

Like you literally get to turn your brain off for hours and feel better when you wake up.

As someone who really, really struggles with insomnia when I get one decent nights sleep I realise quite how miraculous it is.

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Nadia Kamil(@NadiaKamil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Seeing LOTS of uk dr pals off to Aus/NZ ready to start new jobs next month.

We arrive in Melbourne next week.

I am quietly devastated about leaving my family and friends and lovely house by the sea but the pay & quality of life offered by Aus is so much better 🥺

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🧵/ The government doesn’t want you to know it, but it is currently conducting a massive, un-evidenced, cost-cutting experiment in the NHS, replacing doctors with so-called physician associates. 1/n

theguardian.com/society/2024/j…

🧵/ The government doesn’t want you to know it, but it is currently conducting a massive, un-evidenced, cost-cutting experiment in the NHS, replacing doctors with so-called physician associates. 1/n theguardian.com/society/2024/j…
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Dr Matt Kneale(@drmattuk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tomorrow, a crucial piece of legislation around healthcare will be scrutinised by MPs.

It will happen in a committee room, away from the main chambers, on a whisper.

If it passes, it will worsen the health of the UK population.

Did you know about it? No?

A thread 🧵

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A visitor’s guide to the UK:

Trains - mythical creatures that used to run on time and not smell of human shit. Its employees are the government’s new favourite target when trans people, immigrants and the NHS won’t do.

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