'HoW aRe YoU oN SoCiAI MeDiA bUt
cAnT ReplY tO mY tExT'

My iPhone:

0 likes won’t stop me from tweeting i will talk to myself if i have to

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

“so you think ur funny on twitter huh???”

me adding “but idk” after giving advice in case it fails

when the lyrics matches with your life story

me opening twitter in the morning like a newspaper

if my sleeping schedule was a person

me checkin my phone to see what i missed while i was sleep

Nobody:

Me: ok I’m gonna take a shower

one day you are young and the next:

Her: I miss u

Me:

me when my outfit doesn't look like i thought it would

me as soon as I get anywhere:

when everyone replies to your story except the target

when her ass fat AND she’s funny

i don’t think the plug understood me..

'why do you walk so fast'

me