I’ve curled out shits that would talk more footballing sense than Danny Mills

PSA: when you’re already suffering from a painful ringpiece, DO NOT BLINDLY GRAB FOR THE @AndrexUK wet wipes, because you may actually grab the Dettol UK cleaning wipes. And then you’re in for a world of pain.

I don’t get it with this app. It’s complete steaming wank instagram.com/p/CV0DzDToyRb/…

If I have to hear ‘in and around’ incorrectly used once more from Andy Townsend I’m going to lose my fucking mind. Shut up you stupid man. #CHEBHA

Luis Diazepam #VILLIV #LFC

#whatoddspaddy Jacksonville Jaguars to score a two point conversion tonight. Also, to score two of them. Paddy Power

A points deduction isn’t enough. Take their titles, expel them from the league, let them rot.

Opening mins of contract value TAFS pod: “what the hell are they talking about? Wow, this is deep off-season content.” Throughout the rest of the pod: Shouting YES or NO as I agreed or vehemently disagreed. Sign of a surprisingly excellent pod Nate Tice Robert Mays

In three games they might win the treble, and this is achieved through three simple steps; - Hard work - Perseverance - Breaking 127 financial regulations over a period of over a decade.

TAFS pod getting me excited for the new season yet again. Disappointed that supporting the theoretical colts wasn’t called ‘the Theoreticolts’ though. Robert Mays Nate Tice

This kid is insane💀

I’m convinced. Nate Tice

M&B firm gearing up for Wetherspoons (A) Football Away Days FootballJOE Footy Accumulators Sunday League Footy B/R Football

YES

After months of cajoling, I finally went on to the full YouTube version of The Athletic Football Show. Robert Mays as the ITYSL Hot Dog man was legendary. Nate Tice #TAFS

Liverpool entrance. All look exactly the same. Zero queues for Chelsea entrances. Liverpool given electronic barcode entry. Chelsea on paper tickets. If you can’t organise it properly, then why subject us to it? EFL

Just when you’re starting to get bored of draft analysis, @PFF_Steve starts dropping haikus. Sublime.