true

I’m about to cut off the whole mf roster if one more comes at me thinking I owe them my undivided attention

i keep seeing this and… it looks like a dead, charred body… like burned off lips and black, burned skin… it’s not making me laugh like no

Making this my phone background

I’m gonna start swiping on white men, fuck it

PSA GIRLS!! do NOT use nonstick pans when beating ur man. only use cast iron or stainless steel! wish i knew this earlier :(

OH HE WAS FEELING HIMSELF

men who just naturally wanna make your life easier >> (I'm not talking about just money)

Having parents who help you financially even as an adult

maybe you forgot. i didn’t

Taiwan's "Banana Peel," a modded Honda Civic, rides so low it looks like it's glitching into the pavement.

Exactly

this is genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen

Stefon renting out an entire castle for Cardi because she told him when she goes to Europe she never has time to see them! >>>> 🥰😍😭

bisexual lily and lesbian lily 💙💜🩷🤍🧡

Wendy’s a put this on a jr deluxe