Happy Birthday to TD Ierlan everyone DM him something mean

If you are a parent, make sure to threaten the refs family in the parking lot and your kid can play at UConn

Oh my god

Kansas City is an underrated city. Shawnee Mission East is an underrated team. These are the facts

Always good to check in on your friends and leave them encouraging voicemails. Hope Deemer Class has a chance to call me back so we can connect!

Incredible chance for the world (America) to invade the fire nation (Canada) during the eclipse today. The fire nation (Canada) won’t have their bending abilities (hockey) for 8 minutes which should allow us to capture their leader (Drake).

Notre Dame owns Duke

Gennaro scores=prosciutto on the sidelines. Clemson is an elite program

Having hair is OUT. Literally no benefit to it and this is peak #brother connection here

“Welcome to pechanga arena im literally the toughest guy in San Diego”

^ thinking about this for an open, thoughts/feedback?

Im penciling this in as the second best game of the year. Heard it here first

Can’t call that in OT. Let the boys play

You’re joking

Liam Entemann wouldn’t allow 15 goals

Mike Erhardt is the best LSM in lacrosse history

If this means we lose updates like this I don’t want it