Me: here’s a critical but kind thread that maybe four people will like about the new Taylor album :)

Hundreds of Swifties in my mentions:

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Charlotte: we declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist
Miranda: I’m having his baby! No, I’m not
Samantha: touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto
Carrie: Big is moving to Paris

Aaron Dessner after hearing the first half of TTPD, calling Jack to tell him there was a sale on New Jersey paraphernalia two blocks away and telling Taylor to lock the door of the studio:

Maybe the jealousy induced by seeing a flood of people saying “can I say something” about Mark Zuckerberg will finally get Elon interested in cracking down on misinformation on this platform

Paying homage to an Emma Stone movie directed by Yorgos Lanthimos; the only other movie they both worked on together was The Favourite, co-starring… Joe Alwyn. She’s sick!

Who made the decision in the last five years that what planes were REALLY missing was oddly loud, bad music played over the cabin speakers while you sit at the gate

Oh no they Gen Z’ed the Cole Haan sneaker-soled dress shoes

When the pilot is like, “on the ground at our destination it’s overcast with a light southeasterly wind,” I’m always like, “that has nothing to do with me”

Beyoncé has broken my brain. I just saw an open field and thought “it’s giving Cowboy Carter”

I find it brave that they still do Coachella, which has morphed into a retirement plan for desert airbnb owners featuring light entertainment