Remember when we could party? And be out all hours of the night?
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“I am currently on leave from human interaction, after receiving a TikTok comment from a stranger who called my forehead a ‘fivehead.’ ”
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How should you waste your one wild and precious life? Here are some ideas: nyer.cm/WrIKNPm

Few have seen her with their own eyes. Fewer still have ridden her. Roz Chast chronicles the legend of the C train: nyer.cm/FLYzU3U

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/p9w9V8F

Some creative ways to manage New York City’s rat population. nyer.cm/kkQVhuj

A sketchbook by Roz Chast, on discovering surprising new things about your longtime love: nyer.cm/9ztF5qh

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/QorGsj8

A cartoon by Adam Douglas Thompson. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/HFrMP8u

“Judas, the Pharisees, Pilate—they will feel my wrath on Day One,” and other Trump-ified Bible verses. nyer.cm/Kl06LEJ

In Barry Blitt’s latest Kvetchbook, a sleepy Donald Trump strides into the courtroom. nyer.cm/UODAisw

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Christopher Weyant. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/WWHrkdN

“I pull up a digitized photo on the screen. Leaning in, I drag a bright-green box around a detail in the image, type rapidly for a full 15 seconds, and then softly say, ‘Enhance.’ ” nyer.cm/HzrQNjI

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/3X3EGyP

Some answers to your burning Tax Day questions: “Is it O.K. for me to drink alcohol when I’m not expecting a tax refund?”

Yes, but you’ll want to stick to a bottom-shelf vodka for the next few months. nyer.cm/7VdBj7W

A cartoon by Elisabeth McNair, from 2019. #NewYorkerCartoons

You have no idea—it actually really sucks to have a famous parent. No one believes that I healed those lepers on my own. nyer.cm/WlGuI99

A day in the life of the guy who harassed you on a dating app. nyer.cm/O0GPHfw

What were you thinking with that grid-paper notebook? You’re not an architect! nyer.cm/uckuwie

A great-great-great granddaughter from the future wonders about the value of a Le Creuset Dutch oven from the 2020s. nyer.cm/0bC5Cok