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Neil Gibbons

@neilgibbons

Writer of comedy. Mainly Alan Partridge, let's face it.

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calendar_today01-04-2009 21:12:16

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- Guys, we've done it, we've signed Vinicius!
- Isn't he called Vinicius Junior?
- Oh. Is he?
[54 year old man wanders in in full kit]

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Nail biting day at Westminster with fevered speculation about whether Sunak will have the numbers, the rebels taking a tough line, one person you've never heard of resigns, all eyes on the chamber and then the bill passes so comfortably you wonder why anyone fucking bothered

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The buzz I'd get from watching these episodes on a Monday night has never been matched by any TV show before or since

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All I'll say is do not buy a Sky Glass television. The voice control is [Fracking shiv? No. For kinship? Nope. Four kings hit? NO] and the interface you know from Sky TV has been dismantled and rebuilt by a mad man

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You shouldn't be allowed to give/take back honours. If the honours system gives out a CBE in 2019 to someone who's overseen a public scandal for seven full years, it should have to wear its mistake like a shitty nappy

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Only three people have won the World Cup as player and coach. Mario Zagallo who died on Saturday, Franz Beckenbauer who died today and Didier Deschamps who's now shitting himself

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I know the guy's getting slated for blaming the writers for his Golden Globes monologue. But A-listers sitting there stony faced because a comedian made a weak joke about their film and they found it insufficiently amusing always annoys me. Crack a smile, you miserable bastards

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