Due to my elite programming skills, I have figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my program's startup time.

Here's some optimization tips:

1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about

This website is so fucking cooked

I made a new easing function i hope you like it

Ithaca, NY. 1967 vs 2016

Officially #MadeWithGodot 🎉

malware authors now conducting psychological warfare against antivirus engineers

The US is remarkable in the degree to which we have wealth but not prosperity. Our cities should be magnificent but instead are a series of highways and parking craters. Our wealth and health is devoured by middle men and life expectancy is largely a story of drugs, guns & cars.

Tick Marks xkcd.com/2918

btw, there is NO perm to turn this off, you cannot disable people from making polls

the ability to make polls is tied to 'Send Messages', so to disable polls you have to also disable the ability to send messages lmfao, ggs discord

In Super Mario Galaxy, Mandibugs invade the bee kingdom. Flipbugs, the smallest Mandibugs, are so weak that they're afraid of Mario; however, they will attack him when he is Bee Mario. This seems to imply that their hate for bees is so strong that it overpowers their fear.

I don't think people understand the *massive* gulf between fire injuries/deaths and traffic violence.

Here's an example:

Average annual fire injures in Berkeley: 2
Average annual traffic injuries in Berkeley: 694

How does this footage manage to make the game look EVEN SLOWER.

Today I'm launching Close, an interactive map that shows walkable, bikeable, and transit-friendly neighborhoods across every block in the United States. Try it out: close.city

I am at an airport. Not a single StreetPass. Society is doomed

I still find it absolutely fucking incomprehensible how YouTube exists and is free, even with Google having infinite money

they somehow have been handling people uploading 500+ hours of video PER MINUTE for YEARS and shrugging it off like it's nothing

monument

tag yourself