One of my dogs broke into her food bin yesterday and gorged herself. She’s now laying on the floor farting and miserable, really regretting that decision. As a foodie, I’ve been there 😂

An hour before my festival set yesterday at Pride, my DJ bag with my entire music collection curated and meticulously organized for over 20 years, was stolen. And I had to spin for hours with 5 random CDs. You know that dream where you show up to school naked? I lived it…

A reminder: you may have health issues and shouldn't engage in BDSM AT ALL but are feeling defiant, and you don't want to let this stop you. I assure you that you are now putting the dominatrix you claim to adore, respect and admire, in a lot of severe jeopardy, should you show…

Last day to get in on this!

Today is twenty one years without a drink or a drug #odat #sober

Check in on your fav providers. They’re paying their tax bills and it hurts.

Who wants to see me in Queens 5/7? Or Long Island 5/8?

🚨THE IRS CAN SUCK MY BALLS FLASH FMTY DEAL ALERT!🚨

Since the corporate oligarchs who own our government hate small business owners and tax the shit out of us to keep us working for The Man, I owe a fat tax bill. So I’m having a FMTY flash sale! Ever wanted me to visit your…

My feet got sweaty walking around the tidal basin for the cherry blossom bloom. It felt nice to take off my sneakers and put my soles in the sun

Guys if you list me as a reference please give me a heads up! I never know if the email is from a bonafide provider or your wife/gf, her divorce attorney or a private investigator. Discretion is paramount and your secrets are safe with me. I’m not giving out your information…

Did you see my follow up tweet??

🚨THE IRS CAN SUCK MY BALLS FLASH FMTY DEAL ALERT!🚨

Since the corporate oligarchs who own our government hate small business owners and tax the shit out of us to keep us working for The Man, I owe a fat tax bill. So I’m having a FMTY flash…

🚨THE IRS CAN SUCK MY BALLS FLASH FMTY DEAL ALERT!🚨

Since the corporate oligarchs who own our government hate small business owners and tax the shit out of us to keep us working for The Man, I owe a fat tax bill. So I’m having a FMTY flash sale! Ever wanted me to visit your…

Well? What are you waiting for?

IF SEX WORK ISN’T A REAL JOB, TELL THE FUCKIN’ IRS THAT!!

there’s a knife and some gloves missing down here wtf

🚨It has come to my attention that many people do not understand what a “tax write off” means🚨

A tax write off does not mean free money falls from the sky to pay for things like hotel rooms and airfare. We pay for these things out of pocket with our own money.

It means that…

Providers & performers PSA:

Don’t forget to review your Amazon purchase history for tax deductible business items including costumes, props, gloves and cleaning supplies, luggage and travel items, etc.

Also include your membership fees! Credit card fees, Clear & TSA precheck,…

If you're a fan of certain fetishes that are no longer being filmed by a vast majority of producers & performers, don't complain to us - complain to the billing and credit card companies making the rules & censoring us🤷‍♀️

Any session guys in Portland or Seattle? I’m tryna see something…