It's good to see the MoS covering the big stories of the week...

She is so incredibly dim.

If you're in a hole and start shovelling, that's not going to help.

Couldn’t resist a little bet at 10/3 that the Tories will get 50-99 seats at the next election.

Banter outcome :

Street loses WM.

Tories hold a confidence vote in Sunak.

Sunak wins by just a few votes.

Dudley is Labour's 190th target in a General Election...

At some point, broadcasters and journalists from London might go up to North Yorkshire and understand precisely what's just happened there. You won't come back talking about hung parliaments, I guarantee it.

Conservative Central office tonight to Tory MPs:

Windsor now a three-way marginal.

I don’t think I can watch Kuenssberg tomorrow.

Everyone in London on the day Dan Wootton leaves London.

Opposition.

Keir Starmer should have a shirt and tie on.

Just like City of Troy will win the Guineas so don’t bother showing up… this is sport. It’s why we love it.

The Robbie Gibb effect.

Today is Firefighters' Memorial Day, when we remember and honour all those who have lost their lives while serving their communities.
It's also the day of St Florian, the patron saint of firefighters.

#FirefightersMemorialDay

I actually feel a bit sorry for Andy Street.
Oh, hang on, his chums SET THE POLICE on a political opponent for nothing.
Fuck him

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