! Court and dry !

Judge : Why do you want divorce?

Petitioner: My wife asks me to daily peel off garlic, cut onions and wash utensils & clothes..

Judge: What's the problem in this? Just warm up the garlic, it will then be easy to peel it.

Before cutting onions just chill…

Two staches, out on the town.

Just Smile and Say ' I am Fine ' because nobody really cares .

#spamfam

I'm smart but not 'figure out how to start the hotel room shower' smart.

Not to make you jealous, but my wife just told me I’m allowed to go on any vacation I want as long as it’s on a Boeing. She must really love me

Sabh nu pyaar bhari satsriakal 🙏 🙏

Catfish accounts have suddenly started liking my post since this morning. What happened?

Never ever lend money to a friend. It's dangerous.
It could damage his memory.

Gratitude ET Brand Equity for this opportunity and to be part of the immersive Jury meet today. Looking forward to meeting some of the best professionals colleagues and seniors Minari Shah pooja Sabharwal today in bringing the best of #creativity in #Communications #PR #ICS 👇

If you need alarm to wake you up even now ;at this age,,then you have not been able to set your routine and circadian rhythm.
That also shows lack of self discipline.

also good morning

Good morning, friends 🌻😊

#autumnharvest

And that’s true for me as well! My women friends make me what I am today and so tagging those whom I value so much Prea Bendre Tarunjeet kavitalakhani Ronita ✨Pallavi✨ 🇮🇳 RK M Sharma ❤️🤗

instagram.com/reel/C425pNCOO…

I slept through the night!!!

Hasn’t happened since March 9th.

Sounds like we’re talking about a newborn. Been seven weeks ago today that I had surgery.

#autumnharvest

The person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts 🙂🧐

Your use of anyway or anyways tells me a lots abouts yous.

I was listening to some song from the 90s. She asked 'kiski voice hai ye...'

I simply said 'Sanu ki..'

I am still wondering why She is ignoring me now 😭😭😭
#sedlyf

I love visiting offices. Every time they tell me 'take a seat', I do. I have seventeen chairs in my house now.