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Author, poet, & freelance writer + snacks New book: The Me List out now! Debut novel: The Things We Keep https://t.co/GSDY4UFJMb

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I published both my books with small presses. And for a while that made me feel like a small author. But when readers write me and tell me how my books have made a big impact in their life, well that makes me feel enormous.

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This is my favorite part of writing a book. When I'm in the parking lot at the grocery store writing in the notes of my phone because some random person made me think of something for my character I just had to write down. What do you do when inspiration hits you?

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I like an honest Monday. If you're going to suck make it known at 6 am with a puking kid. Let's not pretend we're anything we are not. Hope everyone's day is going better than mine.

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You know what this Friday needs? To start off with a 7 am meeting to make it riiiggghhhhtttt-ly pissy. Warning: snark level at 100% today. Coffee at 5000%.

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The calendar tells me Mother's Day is in May. But my heart tells me if you buy my novel today your mom will know you thought ahead: shorturl.at/kDO12

The calendar tells me Mother's Day is in May. But my heart tells me if you buy my novel today your mom will know you thought ahead: shorturl.at/kDO12
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Authors, are you more inspired or obsessed when writing books? Or some other descriptor? Defeated? Stressed? Mentally chaotic? Needing constant cheese?

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There is nothing that infuriates me more than when I accidentally leave Track Changes on in a Word doc. I do not want to accept my own changes. I just want to write.

Welcome to today's topic of Word rage.

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