HOW A KNIGHT SEES THE WORLD

THE GARBAGE TRUCK SOUNDS LIKE ITS DIRECTLY OUT MY WINDOW ITS RLY NOT NORMAL ITS 3 AM SHUT UP

SEVEN MINUTE LOUVRE HEIST IS INSANE

I WANT TO CARAMELIZE ONIONS BUT I LOVE MY LIFE TOO MUCH TO STAND OVER A PAN MIXING ONIONS FOR AN HOUR+

Such a blessing to be able to eat so much yummy food wow thank u Hashem 😇😇😇😇❤️❤️

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GARGOILS GARGLING OILS PEAK OF THE EMPIRE TOP OF THE ROCK

Test today I’m screwed!!!! Thank u

The lion does not concern herself with the amount of mercury she consumes

R U GOOD I DONT UNDERSTAND MEN

THATS ACTUALLT NOT NORMAL

When the “it’s never that serious” stuff act start to get serious

Oh boy

Guy I’m sorta talking to just texted me “do you have time to talk today” BYEEEEEEEEEEE. Cant wait to match whatever BS he says

Befriending my ex talking stage’s twin’s ex girl friend bh!!!! That’ll show em

Boys have problems and are obsessed with contradicting themselves

When ppl majorly over step boundaries?????? Wtf

When ppl are overly friendly and need to be talking every sec to fill the space otherwise they die so they just nonstop compliment u. Thanks!!!!

NOTHING MORE VALIDATING THAN HEARING UR EX TALKING STAGE IS JUST AS OFF AND CONFUSING AS HIS TWIN BRO