I have to use the bathroom, I will make a tweet when I’m done.

Oh cool I’m on Philip Defranco.

I have a slight suspicion that Elon is going to accidentally add an extra $200,000 to his ad revenue payout.

non aesthetic things I would still recommend getting married with the person you love. It’s a wonderful part of life’s journey.

This is a one in a million chance, and shouldn’t generalize marriage.

good reddit That would be an absolutely terrible idea, no offense.

Ice cream is typically around 6-10 degrees Fahrenheit when ready to serve. For something that cold to come out of your body would cause lasting damage to you and your entire nervous system.

Holy guacamole

Dexerto

Finally, NFT’s are gone.

I’m surprised it took Elon this long, but a W is a W regardless 😎

I can explain -

Dudes Posting Their W’s What a truly amazing story. Goes to show that there always is someone out there for you.

Unrated, but Speaking of which, I’m 6’4, a great listener, willing to cook every meal for you, I give great backrubs. and I make 7 figures a year.

What a wonderful conclusion for this guy

Me: Elon, your app is promoting child gore in the fyp

Elon Buttmuncher 47382829: just delete the app if you think that’s a problem 🤷‍♂️

??????????

So can we talk about how live gore is being promoted to people on the for you page?

People posting it in replies is bad enough, but now it’s being promoted to you on your timeline?

No sensitivity warning on the post btw.

This app gets more awful by the day.