The roast of Tom Brady was an absolute heater.

What are some of your biggest pet peeves playing live?

no words, just vibes

#CrankItUp

Mike One Park will turn 4 years old on Thursday.

Profound!

First series win for the Cavs without LeBron since ‘93. Nuts, man.

Franz Wagner with the worst game 7 performance in NBA history, right? Gotta be?

One of my reels is getting a thousand views/day like 2 months after I posted it. Makes no goddamn sense.

Franz Wagner 1-13 in 33 minutes LOL

chicago bands 21+ who are free 5/12 for a gig pls make urself known, need one!

They heard me all the way in Milwaukee.

Boo birds need to come out, Cleveland.

This is pathetic. Most disappointing Cavs team in my lifetime. They’re gassed in the 1st round. At home. Don’t want it. No effort.

Game 7 playing like it’s a regular season intramural church game.

Can somebody give me a child-like explanation of this supposed rap beef? I don’t care enough to research but I keep seeing people talking about it.

Monday!!!

Evan being Evan 🥁

Where does Sean McDonough rank among the most versatile play-by-play voices of all time? He’s excellent at calling pretty much every sport.

Sean McDonough long since been the best overall play-by-play guy for YEARS.

Any sport. Kills it.

Does anybody actually have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, or is that just a thing they say in commercials?

Co-sign