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Chris Koerner

@mhp_guy

Publicly growing my holdco to $100m & sharing everything. RV/MH park investor.

Live consulting every Fri on The Koerner Office: https://t.co/hhubrEwmxo

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Just closed yesterday! $6.25m purchase & $8.5m appraisal value.

Big win for the team and the LPs. And the season opens in 2 weeks! No time to waste.

On to the next one.

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Few things are more beautiful than a man with a driveway full of trailers for rent. His HOA must love him...

In all seriousness, this is the American dream. And I bet he built this biz 1 trailer at a time. Love to see it!

If I were his HOA president I'd waive his dues entirely

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I came soo close to buying this BBQ restaurant in 2021.

Thankfully I backed out, but this was my thesis & how the # broke down:

- Price $650k
- Annual profit: $235k
- The city: 110k person DFW suburb
- Location: 9/10
- The competition: Only non-chain BBQ place in town
- The…

I came soo close to buying this BBQ restaurant in 2021. Thankfully I backed out, but this was my thesis & how the # broke down: - Price $650k - Annual profit: $235k - The city: 110k person DFW suburb - Location: 9/10 - The competition: Only non-chain BBQ place in town - The…
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Every successful person has 2 stories: The media story & the real story.

The real story usually involves a growth hack or gaming an algorithm.

Mr. Beast's 1st viral hit was him counting to 100,000. Was it Oscar-worthy entertainment? No. He simply learned that the YT algorithm…

Every successful person has 2 stories: The media story & the real story. The real story usually involves a growth hack or gaming an algorithm. Mr. Beast's 1st viral hit was him counting to 100,000. Was it Oscar-worthy entertainment? No. He simply learned that the YT algorithm…
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I've always wanted a riverfront RV park in the Smokey Mountains & next month it's happening!

Western NC is unreal...Here are the park details & why I love it:

- 54 RV pads +2 riverfront cabins
- Between Blue Ridge & Smokies
- Pool, river deck, game room, laundry
- 10% cap rate…

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Is this biz idea a stud or a dud? Bike Flights for X:

Bike Flights makes over $30 million per year helping people ship bikes across the world.

This should be replicated with other hard to ship items.

You provide the box, instructions & label and they do the rest.

Mark up the…

Is this biz idea a stud or a dud? Bike Flights for X: Bike Flights makes over $30 million per year helping people ship bikes across the world. This should be replicated with other hard to ship items. You provide the box, instructions & label and they do the rest. Mark up the…
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Biz #2/72: Custom home building

In 2016 I partnered with a friend that had a ton of custom home building experience.

I wrote a 5k word eBook called 'How to Pick a Custom Home Builder' & pushed paid ads to it to DFW residents.

It drove a few leads, then my friend took a job.

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I knew a guy that managed Chicago's biggest vet clinic.

They were paying $25k/month to a company to cremate dogs.

The owner went to the guy & said 'Why don't we start our own cremation biz? I'll invest in it & be your 1st customer. You can use my land, too.'

My friend said,…

I knew a guy that managed Chicago's biggest vet clinic. They were paying $25k/month to a company to cremate dogs. The owner went to the guy & said 'Why don't we start our own cremation biz? I'll invest in it & be your 1st customer. You can use my land, too.' My friend said,…
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If you see ads EVERYWHERE for a small & bootstrapped competitor, it means you should shamelessly copy their strategy.

They’re closely tracking ROI.

Conversely, if you have a massive or VC-funded competitor w/ paid ads EVERYWHERE, it means you should take a different approach.

If you see ads EVERYWHERE for a small & bootstrapped competitor, it means you should shamelessly copy their strategy. They’re closely tracking ROI. Conversely, if you have a massive or VC-funded competitor w/ paid ads EVERYWHERE, it means you should take a different approach.
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How to find your next killer hire? Fish where no one else is:

1. Go to mormon . org
2. Click 'find a church'
3. Search your area
4. Pick an LDS Bishop
5. Cross reference on Linked*n
6. Message for an interview

You don't get chosen as an LDS Bishop unless you're insanely great…

How to find your next killer hire? Fish where no one else is: 1. Go to mormon . org 2. Click 'find a church' 3. Search your area 4. Pick an LDS Bishop 5. Cross reference on Linked*n 6. Message for an interview You don't get chosen as an LDS Bishop unless you're insanely great…
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