went to lunch yesterday and was surprised to see the restaurant had a koi pond, there is nothing better than a surprise koi pond

bought low rise leather pants online and they fit perfectly (miracle) but there's an 80% chance that if i sit down in them i will have a spongebob moment

found 2 perfect vintage leather jackets today and for the first time ever i am excited for fall

I appreciate collabing w male creators in this industry and kudos to those still trying to navigate it in the most ethical way they can. BUT if you continuously work with someone who is known to be dangerous, you are an active accomplice in their harm and abuse

watching the wnba draft like it's the oscar's

clients who are seeing a lot of providers talking about paying their taxes:

now is the time to tip a provider for their magical contributions to this world, *esp* if you’ve consumed their content and never booked them.

small business owners pay a lot in taxes. show some 💕

my manicure is sexy, my bday vacation is booked, my bf is hot and treats me like a princess, my bank account is juicy, my roommate is my best friend and my cat is asleep purring on my chest

would love any tokyo/kyoto recommendations from my friends who have been!

beautiful girls with mysterious sources of income

might fuck around and go to japan for my bday

i went from the george bush museum to the gun range on monday, i am full of surprises

I think about the intro to Dworkin's piece all the time: 'You won’t ever know the worst that happened to Nicole Brown Simpson in her marriage, because she is dead and cannot tell you. And if she were alive, remember, you wouldn’t believe her.'

nothing turns me on more than him whispering into my ear that a horrible man has died

i've amended my rates and introduced a 3 hr minimum to reflect my scarce availability and desire to shift my focus elsewhere for the time being🪻

highly recommend hiring Penelope for all of your social media/screening/assisting needs!

the eclipse was absolutely magical and omakase at sushi bar was exceptional but i could have done without crying to the delta agent at 5:45 am while she refused to print my boarding pass