Mother of God.

Remember the video of the single mom from a few days ago crying while she cooks her own birthday cake?

Her ex-husband responded in the video below and holy crap. Absolutely incredible.

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Can confirm Nisei Lounge Chicago is open and there’s room at the bar. Go throw Katie a couple bucks, get your holiday weekend started

Man, it just got DARK.

This was one of the funner places to drink in all of Chicago, but it was kinda out of the way. Still, big loss for the city's beer scene.

Here is a fun fact for like the five people who don't know this already -- If you see someone posting from a team or any other professional social account in the Year of Our Lord 2024, it is almost certainly not an intern. There is way, and I do mean way, too much at stake.

My 28-year-old trainer was staring me down in class. “Lindner! Sweat out those beers!” Yes that is a hell of a lot easier and less nausea inducing when you are in your 20s than when you are in your 40s.

Doing a HIIT workout the morning after Day Baseballing is painful. 10/10 would not recommend.

Good morning Roxanne

This might be one of the worst calls in the history of sports. The White Sox got hosed last night.

Beat it, Ken Jennings. We have a new greatest game show contestant of all-time.

“I’m not mad guys, please do not put in the paper that I am mad.”

For the record, I didn’t know that the Cubs’ video board team was trolling Ronald Acuña. I just thought the banality of the thing was funny.

Oh cool this silly little tweet made one of the New York newspapers. nypost.com/2024/05/23/spo…

Cubs lose, but sunny days at Wrigley remain undefeated so we won.

If this is it for Kyle Hendricks, thank you for the memories. And if it’s not, why not?

Kyle Hendricks is on for a second inning of relief and it feels like we’re saying goodbye to an old friend. Top of the 9th at Wrigley.

Kyle Hendricks making his second ever relief appearance

The vibes in the neighborhood are IMMACULATE. Top of the 8th at Wrigley.

Man, it is always the dumbest stuff that gets attention. Shoutout to the Marquee Sports Network broadcast team for putting this on television and shoutout to Taylor McGregor and Elise Menaker for being the best in-game reporters in all of baseball.