spent the better part of an hour looking and it really is impossible to pick a favorite Far Side

Odds that @fan960lou is pacing his Mississauga basement watching our Canadian women in fine form on the diamond?

Nathan MacKinnon. Eats nothing but kale, broccoli, and spinach for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Stanley Cup wins: 0 Phil Kessel. Had a bucket of MiniEggs for lunch. Stanley Cup wins: 2

The day that kelbin called this water “dry” changed me man. Was a daily dasani’er but no more sir. No more

Starting/Stoking a forest fire and then celebrating when there’s no trees left to burn. Brave leadership folks

Outing my girlfriend as a Protestant at Christmas dinner so my Granny forgets that we're both women

Loved hearing the call of @fan960lou on Iggy’s 1000th point on the opener of HNIC. Good people right there

I think the Oilers should look into netminding at the deadline.

in honor of the late, great gilbert gottfried - here’s a cameo my friend asked him to make right after i got into a car accident. to this day, it’s the greatest gift i’ve ever been given. rest in peace to an absolute legend

The Vancouver Canucks holding on to a lead.

#HockeyfightsOTD • 1992 Bob Probert 🆚 Tie Domi hockeyfights.com/fights/21399 #LGRW #NYR

Imagine how badass this sounds to Patrick Mahomes right now, the ambient echoes of Rhianna’s voice vibrating the walls of his soul just as the pharmacy they dumped into his veins takes hold

The entire USA team is watching Ken Griffey Jr. take batting practice x.com/marlyriveraesp…

the internet is a wild place lol Here is Friends, but instead of a laugh track, it’s just Kawhi Leonard in the studio audience (via Ruining Media / TT)

If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die