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Series #002 😜

Imagine learning english and finding out butt dialing and booty calls are two different things.

My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.

Been there before 😂

It's my birthday and THIS is 68!
I celebrate my age instead of using fillers, hair dye, Botox or surgery. While everyone should do whatever works for the, I love watching my face & body morph as age & gravity rearrange the flesh, while my spirit still feels like a kid. 1/3

Say this daily please.

My patience is like a gift card.
No idea how much is left on it, but let's give it a try.

I was in Starbucks , and there was a guy sitting there.

No phone, no iPad, no laptop.

He was there drinking coffee like a psychopath.

The inventor of auto-correct walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Look who’s back everyone!
Sandi Bachom 📹
Congratulations Sandi!!!

The inventor of auto-correct walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

💜💜💜 Because you deserve it. We all do 💜💜💜

I was in Starbucks , and there was a guy sitting there.

No phone, no iPad, no laptop.

He was there drinking coffee like a psychopath.

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary from inside my pocket…

Happy Birthday Susan Brown Eyed Susan
Have the best day my friend!!!🎂🎉

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary from inside my pocket…

Inspired by ⁦Heather Thomas⁩ absolutely gorgeous vases and flowers I’m actually going to use my arts and crafts pottery …here’s some white lilac from the garden in a magnolia vase.

I’m awkward when people compliment me.

“Nice hair.”

“Thanks, I grew it myself.”

Same

I’m awkward when people compliment me.

“Nice hair.”

“Thanks, I grew it myself.”