I dunno man, I love cooking ... more than I like being cooked for.

This is very well done

not just voted on, but passed!

Live your life so that if someone paints a portrait of you, it looks nothing like this.

If you get sued by the View for copying their show, I'll refer you to good defense counsel.

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This ... this just made me weep, in pain. AND IT CAME FROM SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ITALIAN.

My cousin Mario works in a fish market in Italy, and spends all day making bouquets of seafood.

I want to organize a CLE where we all go scuba diving, but during our surface time, we do CLE credits in Constitutional law. Who's in?

This is Massachusetts, today.

I proudly put my name to this.

But, now, it is dangerous for you to challenge what I wrote here. The courts are falling over themselves to enforce what I wrote here as the orthodoxy.

That is not what freedom means.

Looking at you, federal clerks.

Oh for fucks sake ... if we set up a portal and that's how people wanna use it, so what?

Which is it?

Remember that brief, but glorious time In our history when everybody pretty much stopped using voicemail, but fucking sociopaths hadn’t yet discovered Voice messages instead instead of texting?

Qualified Immunity makes some sense in the “split second decision” context

But I see absolutely no reason to bestow it on every fucking loser who couldn’t find a job working for someone other than the government, but couldn’t pass a middle school civics exam.

Now to be transparent, if you think this bravado is 100% genuine, you don’t get how this works.

You can’t go to your scans without hearing the blood pounding in your head, and remembering the time they said “we have some bad news…”

Cancer bloodwork follow up day. I think back to when i came to these in a wheelchair, tubes hanging out of me, carrying bags to vomit bile and blood into.

Today, did a peloton ride, rearranged my living room, bounced in here strong and full of energy.

I am indestructible.

WINNING: We have turned public opinion squarely against NPR, with voters supporting the elimination of taxpayer funding by an 18-point margin. If conservatives win in the fall, we will strip NPR of $100 million in annual subsidies.