gabriel is so bad

GABRIELLLLLLLLL

Such an easy win given the context. Spurs are so embarrassingly soft. Tactically, physically, and mentally. You can pass through them with ease, rough ‘em up, and the moment you score they completely collapse.

I feel good about every part of this team… except the QB. Goff needs to wake up.

That’s a really dumb way to say 4.5 games

I am actually offended by how bad Bo Nix is

He’s had some good ones tbh. I remember he was the only media guy who rated the Lakers in 20 and 23, Ben Simmons, called out a few bad coaches early. Even the draft where he objectively sucked, he nailed the Miller over Scoot thing last year.

Bryce Young was the starting QB at Mater Dei, #1 high school QB, starting QB at Alabama, Heisman winner, and the #1 pick. Going from that to maybe the biggest bust of the modern era has to be so brutal.

It’s cooked. Our only hope is clean sheets and set pieces.

Every year Inter replace their washed kings with even more washed kings

A big reason casuals aren’t interested in this rivalry (in addition to City always winning) is that the games are shit. There’s one good game here.

Our Ødegaard contingency plan was probably to plug in Merino and go full 2019 Liverpool with demons as midfield interiors. But he got hurt in his first training session. Even if ESR was here, I don’t think he plays. Shitty situation.

As if these guys are starting Zappacosta and Kolasinac

Maybe his enhanced performance had something to do with the performance-enhancing substances he was taking

PURE BIG TEN FOOTBALL

The Calafiori goal is so long haired Italian. The technique screams Pirlo, Grosso, Del Piero energy.

Every year a mediocre NFL team ends its season on a nice winning streak and convinces itself to run it back with a coaching staff that should be fired. That team is almost always the Bears.

Was it confirmed that Leo’s second yellow was for dissent? I didn’t watch the game but on the replay I thought he got it for the barge into Bernardo.