BAD VICAR. #Emmerdale

Surely you wouldn’t have to be saying “We’ve got a very strong marriage” after you’ve only been wed a few weeks? #Emmerdale

No wonder Punter Paulie used to kick shit out of Vinny on a regular basis. He was full of self-loathing at having sired such a boring child. #Emmerdale

For a Cockney-wideboy-gangster-geezer-vicar, Chuck is remarkably naive. #Emmerdale

Everywhere I look atm people are offering me cut price croaking deals. It’s a tad worrying. #Emmerdale

You CAN go to prison, Et lad. You DESERVE to go to prison. #Emmerdale

Cav is the Warren Beatty of #Emmerdale

Was Padster trying to pull Gabby just then? 😮🤣 #Emmerdale

Gabby owns a restaurant. Why in the name of f would she be ordering a toastie at the caff? #Emmerdale

Whoever on #Emmerdale thought giving the Anderson family another huge family drama needs bulletting.

Absolutely BRUTAL vicar-ring there from Chuckles. #Emmerdale

Chuck’s dobbed Et in 😮 #Emmerdale

Ezza sounds much like Dick Dastardly, I’ve decided. #Emmerdale

Chuck’s side bald spot putting in a real shift tonight. #Emmerdale

Chuck’s not best impressed. #Emmerdale

Chuck’s even more stilted than usual tonight for some reason. #Emmerdale

Et exuding evilness #Emmerdale

The luvvees are holding #TheResponder up. Unforgivable. #BAFTAs

Nadhim Zahawi is stepping down as MP for Stratford-on-Avon. His tax returns were perhaps the finest works of fiction produced in that constituency since 1616.

Good ending 👍 #Emmerdale