the sun is out and i do not aspire to emails

also you’ll be pleased to know my feet have been officially verified as size 12 i will be providing the onlyfans link imminently

MONDAY SCARIES not the one

Amazing. The Tories deported a volunteer to Rwanda with £3,000 in his pocket, equivalent to 6 months of a high grade salary there, and he's already disappeared.

i’m lucky in that i don’t get hangovers but wowwwwww i am broken this evening

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD ILY LOTS AND LOTS Jácķ (sorry but you know i love this pic)

Absolute horseshit. Where were these temperatures recorded? In someone's kitchen?

give me any artist and i can tell you their non negotiable best song

going out in birmingham tomorrow night pls pray for me

ok i voted now what who won

forgive me for being uninspired about voting for the police and crime commissioner

So it has been revealed the single individual flown yesterday to Rwanda who was given £3000 and five years free board and lodgings there was a student who was already planning to leave the UK in the summer and work in............Rwanda.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

had to SPRINT across birmingham like a loser, but i made a train connection trainline said wasn’t possible 😎

Get rich then get off the grid Linkedin edition

i am like the opposite of artificial intelligence. genuine stupidity.

there’s a couple on the train (very northern) having a screaming argument and i could absolutely do without this

trying to grow a slutty lil moustache and failing miserably

stupid speedo boy

stupid speedo boy

sedun dnes