I worked at a factory that made confectionery and my boss an absolute megalomaniac. He kept asking us to dance and sing for him and also he killed 5 children

Why wasn't I invited to see the northern lights? This is why Facebook pages need a revival

could never be as good as the og children mysteriously disappearing reality show (CBBC's Raven)

Your AI: do you like going for romantic meals?

My AI: Look at this plot outline for a fictional Simpsons episode where Bart grows huge teeth and eats Homer

Reminder this is tomorrow and its almost full up! Stella line up!

My new wip night, with 10 hand-selected secret acts, is on THURSDAY at 7pm. Fantastic acts all doing risky gorgeous gooey new stuff. Tickets are free/pwyw for charity! Please reserve a ticket though, as it fills up!

TONIGHT on BBC Radio 4 extra at 11pm, we have music & chat from Flo & Joan plus Comedians Beer Mat Flipping Championship w/ Stuart Laws Sikisa Comedy Mike Wozniak Rose Matafeo amy annette Jin Hao Lorna Rose Treen Sean McLoughlin and it's GREAT

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Get yourself tickets for One Way Mirror at Brighton Fringe !!! Do it !!!

Wow Mach Comedy Fest was the BEST! Like comedy disney land. Thank you to everyone who came to my show, was very fun!!!! And big thanks to Little Wander 🌟 (I'm on the phone to the beer matting Olympics, phone hasn't stopped ringing)

Loved Mike Bubbins's Mammoth on
BBC iPlayer. Silly, stylish and sooooo many great jokes!

Did I hallucinate a TV Much Ado set in Centre Parcs with Johnny Vegas in the 00s or did that happen??

When a Shakespeare could be set anywhere, at anytime, why does everyone set them in WW2? I wanna see Hamlet in an ant colony! I wanna see Loves Labours Lost in a failing sperm bank! I wanna see Macbeth in a McDonalds! Taming of the Shrew with real shrews

I, a late-20s woman, have never felt so seen

Best new discovery was Lorna Rose Treen whose show was theatrically offbeat and funny, but overall favourite from me was probably Colin Hoult. Sharp writing with a unique delivery that just cracks me up. Thanks to Little Wander and Henry Widdicombe for bringing the laughs again.

A quick explainer on the man vs bear video and why it’s accidentally brought awareness to VAWG (tw sexual assault)

I had the absolute honour of writing and script editing on this show and I can't wait for you all to hear how nuts it is Lorna Rose Treen Jonathan Oldfield

very in love with this pic of me, a nice dog and my lovely tech operator (he's the one in the middle!)

Priority boarding is bizarre. Why would you pay more to sit in the hell tube for longer