I parted the sea brother.

A recent selfie...

Survey complete, thank you, Argos. Would it be strange to also ask for a ninja outfit? I like the idea of using a Ninja Air Fryer while dressed as a ninja for total immersion. Let me know!

Did The Six Million Dollar Man ever get cramps or blisters?

It wasn't nob.

Best part of going to the cinema now days is getting to sit down on a comfy chair.

We all expected the introduction of MODOK after seeing the #AntManAndTheWasp trailer. However, we didn't expect the CGI...

doing a london accent without swearing is bloody difficult, you fackin mug apples and pears... only know because i've got to go there soon and feel the need to hide the ay-up chuck, chips n gravy northerness..

Somebody do me a favour - say 'holy shit' to Alexa and tell me what response you get. Mine talks about the xbox 360 for some reason...

Some early test footage from #TheLastOfUs.

Head & Shoulders? I didn't know you had DANDRUFF...

#emergencyalert didn't go off...

We've all spilt a Tango Iceblast down ourselves and had to walk home with sticky underwear.

Can you write to your MP about the size of trouser pockets? Phones don't fit anymore!