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1976: Dame Edna Everage lays a gladioli wreath at the tomb of Karl Marx. 'I'm sorry I couldn't find any red flowers,' she said. 'I'm told it was his favourite colour' #karlmarx #botd

Andy Street defiantly insists it was HIS campaign and his loss tonight, refuses to shift blame to Rishi Sunak or the national Conservative party

But he urges against a lurch to the right: 'This brand of inclusive, tolerant Conservatism has come within an ace of defeating Labour…

'Here in Birmingham, they're able to count up to ten votes every half hour.' #WestMidlands

An anonymous source tells me Susan Hall may have access to a time machine

Labour said to be 'very worried' about her going back to win in a parallel timeline

Could be 'a big upset' on the cards, depending on whether that branch of the multiverse collapses

More as I get it

was put in set 2 Maths in Secondary school. Thought “Not ’avin tha” so went home and learnt algebra. Got moved to set 1 and noticed everyone was posh and realised ah, that’s how this works.

Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich to retire (Thinking Anglicans) bit.ly/3UM6X9x
The Bishop of St Edmundsbury and Ipswich, the Rt Revd Martin Seeley, will retire on 28 February 2025. He will be 70 on 29 May 2024, but has given an extension by the Archbishop of Cante…

Every four years Westminster journos prove time and time again that they clearly have a humiliation kink and I think that's beautiful

Beginning to think that Count Binface hasn’t won the London mayoralty, which is a surprise because last night someone told me they’d also voted for him and so I extrapolated from our two votes that it would be a landslide. Sigh, back to overpriced croissants.

I’m hearing rumours that party sources brief anonymous bollocks to fill the vacuum between the end of voting and the results coming in. More as I get it.

But with none of the votes counted the Tory press yesterday had Susan Hall winning. God there was some utter bullocks talked on here last night by people who should have known better

1pm BBC news still reporting “evidence that London closer than expected” despite literally zero evidence - now or at any point over past 24hrs

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