Can not stop thinking about this billboard in Las Vegas...

Arrived in LA - ordered Goop takeout and watching Madame Web ❤️

'Gwyneth Goes Skiing' ran for 10 days at the Egyptian Theatre and sold out every performance.| By Meg Walter deseret.com/entertainment/…

It's already pride month at del taco ❤️

Shall we get Vegas married ?

Wow - can't believe I saw Dick's tower in Las Vegas.

We're in Vegas and I cant believe they have a Glasgow Wonka Experience Quiz and Game Experience themed slot machine !!

I lost an Unknown amount !

We're in Vegas

Mother nature is so cunt ❤️

There should've been three of us in this interview.

sry but I'm a straight fuckboi now

Gays be complaining about mud at Hoopla when they willingly dig into each others mud holes daily ?? Make it make sense...

at our final Gwyneth show I drank a coffee on stage and said 'that's that Gwe espresso' which 4 of the 350 ppl in the audience found funny. Joseph Martin followed that by doing a death drop with his puppet lawyer which 0 ppl found funny and then we laughed uncontrollably.

not a bad place for a Tuesday stroll !

Just a future milf driving through Utah

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!

gwyneth goes skiing is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen #GwynethGoesSkiing and #UntrueDiana

Few things would be worth trekking up to Park City on a Sunday but GWYNETH GOES SKIING is the theatrical event of the year at Egyptian Theatre #theatrecritic #utahtheatre

You can't even play Gwyneth Paltrow now, because of gwoke.

Aaaaand take ✌🏼! Amazing production #GwynethGoesSkiing and #UntrueDiana! Please come back to Utah!