A message to Mr Sunak.

Wheel this one out again then

🎤 And another one gone.
Another one gone.
Another one bites the dust 🎶

When I first reported my rape, my phone was seized and held in evidence. Now, after almost 4 YEARS, it has been finally returned to me. When people ask why women don’t report, this here is one reason why.

'I've been misunderstood!' 'Obviously I wasn't alluding to the attacker being Muslim or pro Palestine when I said if you want to know what ‘Globalise the Intifada’ looks like, see the Sydney Mall.'
'Honest.'

Following the recent pitch made by Count Binface to be the next Mayor of London, I have the following scenario for you.

Let's assume there are only two candidates running: Susan Hall and Count Binface.

Who would you vote for to become the next Mayor of London? 🤔
Pls RT.

Ann widdecomb ?

The irony of the EU protecting its members borders.

Brexiteers everywhere must be having a conniption fit right now.

BBC News - EU approves major reform of migration rules
bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…

I've heard reports that Susan Hall will charge Londoners for every time they use the toilet!!!
A Number 1 is £1; a Number 2 is £2. This is the thin end of the wedge, and Londoners cannot afford this madness!

A vote for Hall is a vote for expensive shit!!!

Don't ask, just enjoy...

I’ve been having fun replying to all the calls for Rayner to resign by replying…

Sue Gray’s gonna look into it, we’ll have to wait for the report

…give it a go yourself. It’s exhilarating, I can see why the Tories did it 😜

Ps: Politics in the UK is stupid so join ‘em 🤷🏽‍♂️

It would've been funnier had it been the other way around on my tl, but this made me laugh.
ℓουℓου 🕷♥️ Sharron-lee Honey 🐠🐟🐡🇺🇦❤️
#fight 🤣🤣

'They’ve persuaded you it’s only the rights of people you don’t like that will be diminished….'

As shooting ourselves in our other foot is back in the news, here's a must-read thread from Emma.

The Quiet Part Out Loud
📽 Swan 🇵🇸

That Baratheon Girl 🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🌹

'What became of your lamb, Liz?'
'They killed him.'

So let me get this straight in the last month alone, Tories want David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Suella Braverman, Robert Jenrick, Penny Mordaunt, Liz Truss and now Priti Patel as leader?

Nothing says 'vote winner' more than a pissed up game of Guess Who.