you wanna buy me snacks so bad

My friend and I decided to eat our breakfast on the floor today before customers came in…..our regular came in early, confused to see us already sitting in his booth and then I made direct eye contact while slamming my second glizzy

⭐️🌷⭐️

yeah man youre not gonna convince me to vote for one of two genocidal octogenarians. you can say whatever you want. i actually think that the fact you dont completely reject either option or this entire premise is insane

people ask me if tweeting about social issues alienates potential customers & the answer is NO! because they usually think i’m a dumb woman anyway!

i really just don’t respect anyone who doesn’t care about a higher cause. if all you care about is your own life: job, spouse, family etc you’re acting as if you’re better than the environment that created you when everything you are is a result of circumstance

yea im a leftist. leftist dick in yo mouth

It’s so embarrassing to not have money as man, like what do you mean you’re broke in a world that was designed for you?

don't talk 2 me until i've had my daily dose of microplastics

i’m always honored when people are surprised at how short i am in real life. to me this suggests that i have the respectable energy of a massive and terrifying ogre

This is a reminder to respect the people who’ve been in the game longer than you have.

crusty str8 couples stop treating the strip club like your personal sex therapy office/local bar/human petting zoo challenge

In bed at 7pm happy Taurus szn

the secret vindication i feel whenever i see a club that was miserable to work at posting that they need dancers 🤭

baby strippers:

we need another aileen wuornos 🙏🏼🙏🏼 sick of seeing shit like this. time to pull a them on them 💯💯

it’s so lame when yall dm me you want to come to the club and then don’t tip me, like if you not tipping in my dms you’re not tipping irl?

Future needs to remake “Jolene” but call it “Codeine”. I hear it. It’s a hit

“Codeine. Codeine. Codeine. Codeine.. I’m begging you don’t make me spend these bands” 💰