Crazy she thinks I’m trying to manipulate her??? (She doesn’t even know about the love potions)

I’m a victim

reasons why i’m single

The police had to search my place and my room is such a mess he stepped one foot into it and then tripped and was like “yeah… this rooms good” 😭 didn’t bother crossing the room and checking the closet

@shetoobrazzzy no they say me and mines corny but i call it love

My impact is convincing people to buy puffcos

They’re already talking about pornhub at work it’s only 8am

One time my coworker gave me his testimony and said he was high with his cousins watching family guy and the Jesus in the show came out and started talking to him and now he’s a die hard Christian

Thinking about us breaks my heart

Type shit

I’m contagious 😏 (strep)

Best seven dollar banana of my life

My tow driver is smoking a cigarette before taking us off 😭 I get it I guess

This 1/30 fortnite ratio is not it, I think I need a new hobby