Cape Town Spurs!!!

I have finally been able to get my old account back.

Please follow me - @kurtladuma. Will soon be back there permanently.

Lucas Pérez has scored on his Deportivo debut. Just to remind you, he just left Cadiz (paid from his own wages) to help his local team out in the 3rd division. Beautiful story.

Spending 120m on a player who in all likelihood won’t change the trajectory of the season would only exacerbate the problem.

I can’t be the only one incredibly bored of City’s style. Give me chaotic end to end football any day over this robotic, percentage pass football. It’s brilliant and obviously effective but I want to FEEL something.

This Bernie Madoff documentary is excellent.

There simply isn’t a better goal out there.

Can someone educate me as to how this is offside? 🤔

Why in the hell was that ruled offside? I’m sure there must be a reasonable explanation but I can’t seem to understand what just happened.

Matheus Nunes is so good? Holy shit. Dude is gliding.

I understand the rule has changed but that’s just ridiculous. The Wolves player has to make an attempt at playing the ball, he can’t gamble on thinking Salah was offside. Feels unfair. If the ball was intended for Salah, who was off, surely it shouldn’t count?

Alisson: hold my ball

Why do people hate Kane so much? He is one of the best Premier League strikers of all time.

I’m on my knees.

Don’t change, Eric.

My fooking manager.