I would fucking destroy this stupid thing with magnets.

Realizing that Manny Ramirez's first hit was off of Melido Perez and that I don't know anyone that would enjoy that fact with me.

This might be the saddest thing yet about this season.

The next Citizen Kane. Filmed right here. What a time to be alive.

No it's not. It's the best Spring and Fall city. In the summer it's a sweltering concrete nutsack with too many people.

Maybe I'm less of a fan, but the idea of being angry about losses at this point is so foreign to me. They are going to be terrible all season. Build a pillow fort or something.

Foodtrucks

This is an excellent account / website, but gotta love the amount of Danny Mendick content showing up on 'Future Sox'.

A long list of candidates, but this has been my dumbest tweet for quite a while.

Man, DiCaprio in a Scorsese film? That'll be something.

I'm also comfortable with Gavin Sheets in right field cuz who really gives a shit at this point?

Wait till you see what NBA D-leaguers get paid. I'm sure there's gender issues at play here, but this is largely a 'needs more fan support' problem.

A real US Senator.

Come on, this is amazing. I hope it somehow gets worse.

Midjourney / imagine / make a picture of some baseball player that looks like the team signed him out of an Eastbay catalog.

I might even agree with this cause, but inconveniencing people at an airport seems like a terrible way to get your point across.

Can literally suggest anything for the Sox right now and the correct answer will be 'why not.'

If he just looked at the fucking eclipse, maybe he would have been ready for such a moment.

There's so many elements to Sox fandom that I'm having a hard time connecting with lately. If Jerry's not embarrassed, then when should a fan be embarrassed by attendance? Enjoy your Sunday, man. They're gonna lose over 100 games. Don't worry about it. Have an ice cream cone.

Republicans literally had a constitutional right for an entire gender taken away.