Oopsies. kxnet.com/news/national-…

Wanted mimosas this weekend but I guess that’s out the window since there’s no more OJ. Ugh.

I think I'd like to be like her when I grow up

usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

Here we go

My child, asked to provide five choices for her jersey number:

Thirteen
13
10 + 3
20 - 7
Square root of 169

I'd think he'd be grateful the surgeon stopped

It's really not fair

I cant unsee it

7th at Black Hills AAU nationals

About to be a huge run of corporate safety videos reminding you to stay calm, reduce speed, and simply steer away from the bridge piling

I see this one a lot, and all I ever think is. . .

I wonder which bar

Nobody's gonna mess with my baby. . .

But . . .wha. . . I. . .

What else would you expect?

His name is Houdini because of a disappearing act he pulled yesterday that was significant enough to cause the hired man to believe he would be fired by the Double Trouble Cattle Co.