Nikola Jokic after the other team plays 23.9 seconds of flawless defense

there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares

Breaking: Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove law requiring lunch breaks for child workers #lalege #lagov nola.com/news/politics/… via @nolanews

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Stuff happens at the big basket.

The Mayor of Baltimore ate that—read his hoodie…💪🏽

Jontay Porter and Ohtani’s translator in Vegas together

Bro flopped mid free throw I’m fucking crying

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Biden's Ohio ballot-access problem will 'be resolved,' Senate Pres. @MattHuffman1 says.
'We’re not going to be able to look at the current president of the United States and a major political candidate and just say ‘We got a law, you didn’t know about it'
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NEW: The Appeal has published the first national database of prison commissary prices. The project covers 46 states, revealing an exploitative system that forces incarcerated people to pay up to 5x the outside price for some items. theappeal.org/locked-in-pric…

The Irma Luhrman Merman murder Turned the bird's word lurid The whir and the purr of a twirler girl She would the world were demurer The insurer's allure For valor were pure Kari Wuhrer One fervid whirl over her turgid error Rural juror Rural juror

NBA has leveled a lifetime ban on Jontay Porter for gambling.

Every Guided By Voices album:
36 tracks
31 great songs
1 song about kicking elves
1 song about hot freaks
3 of the most staggeringly beautiful 2 minute songs you’ve ever heard
Recording budget: $46 and a pack of Marlboro reds

Vin Scully shares an amazing story of Satchel Paige and Whitey Herzog. You’ll want to take the time and listen to this story. #RIPWhiteyHerzog

The legend Scott Foster delivering another clutch performance in the play-in

This a C.J. Toledano 💩 bat signal

Ohio judge temporarily blocks ban on gender-affirming care for transgender minors dispatch.com/story/news/pol…