Watching my homie leave the interrogation room with two Big Macs, fries and a large sprite….(I’m cooked)

“Worse She could say is no”

𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 8 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚

Nobody: Diddy after you’ve just signed a record with him:

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬: (𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩)

How I look at my bros new gf after I say “I’ve already heard a lot about you Jessica” Knowing damn well her names not Jessica: #BLEACH

When I see the surgeon and it’s my friend that used ChatGPT to pass his classes:

I’m done😭😭 I’ll never be able to unhear it

If you’re single and nobody’s texting you please go offline, yall making the network slow

Me looking at Dracula after rubbing garlic on all my body except my right ball…

“Why do you always watch sub and not dub” The Dub:

“All the Shawtys love me cs I got game” Bros game:

Me after ending the breakup text with “I’ll always love you” so I can activate the buy back clause whenever I want

imagine trynna sneaky link in the 1800s and your horse starts screaming 💀

I wish we had subtitles in real life bc I really can't hear anything yall say

Dad: Do you need money for your date? Son: nah he’ll pay

Have you ever sacrifice your sleep just to talk to someone?

Name any ANIME without the letter "A" and "O" YOU CAN'T 🫵