@kloogans
cat haver
ID:3078609597
calendar_today08-03-2015 03:05:05
10,7K Tweets
33,3K Followers
446 Following
2 days ago
i'm no longer a weed smoker so i have no idea what to do today. i just grabbed a bird out of the air and gave it a little kiss
3 days ago
Malcolm in the Middle East
4 days ago
we should get an hour of recess at work. i want to go outside and play
6 days ago
the potatoes in my pantry when they start sprouting and wont be eaten
1 week ago
me closing a deal with the keebler elves to put asbestos in the cookies
me when the chili's manager asks me to stop eating the moist towelettes
almost monday already
2 weeks ago
rebuilding every carburetor within a 25 mile radius
[einstein if he was a youtuber] hey guys today we'll be discussing my new theory: general relativity. but before we get started I'd like to thank our sponsor manscaped. do your balls look like a manatee that got hit by a boat after you shave
3 weeks ago
this thing is gonna show up to my house with a gun
me when i find smurf village
pelicans are like the SUVs of ducks
i miss her so fucking much
1 month ago
1 year ago
pretending to charge up a kamehameha for 10 minutes while the repo man hooks my car up to the tow truck
i get so bored between sets