10 weeks later and no closer to finding a new one and it's his birthday next week 😭😭😭 anyone? 👀

Why can't it ever be something I want or something healthy like salad or vegetables. I don't even like fucking caramel and this is my 3rd of the day. 206 calories, reductions made elsewhere. Food fixations are exhauuuuuuuuuusting!

Things no one tells you when you lose weight - being between clothing sizes - I'm currently between 3! 🤣 largest size fits from everywhere, the middle size in most places and smallest size in some. Not sure if its clothing companies that hate me most or my own body dysmorphia...

Loads of Chinese food on the way! Gonna eat & have a cry - ahhh the good old days 😉

Be still my beating heart!!
We're going to ALI CAMPBELL 👏🏽😭❤️

Feel so sorry for these surgeons having to review my nudes! One does keep coming back asking for more pictures though so pretty sure he's a bit of a sadist! 🤣

The clinic I'm going for surgery does forehead reductions - fuck stomach, arms & legs, I'm getting my head done! Finally!! 😆

Duet with @daniellecollins67 on TikTok

Thank you TikTokers for all the recent babylon love! a bit out of my comfort zone here.....

The grip is loosening!! Down to 1 at a time now 😆 food fixations are FUN! though. Fucking sick to death of the taste and texture of pastry and do not get me started on sausage meat 😩

Anyone know of a gardener or a tendering service who regularly covers Landican cemetery? My current one is closing 😫😭

In the words of the great Dan Nightingale 'don't worry what cunts think' 🧡 Have A Word

Current food fixation - Greggs sausage rolls! Breakfast, dinner & tea if I could. So bad I've had to Google the calories to reduce intake elsewhere to not completely fuck my weight loss up. Snoring sausage rolls like they're being banned tomorrow - 329 cals if anyone arsed?

Nicely done Lovehoney 😂👏🏽

Just called a kid in soft play 'a little bleeder' and I am officially 87 years old

Shout out to the forward-thinking warehouse worker at New Look who picked up my late night online shopping order, clearly realising I've ordered everything in 3 sizes and sent me 2 prelabelled return bags with my order ❤️🙌🏽👏🏽

Lunch with my main girl adele phillips today! It's been too long 😭😭😭

Ol' Lightening Legs is gonna have to start karate chopping cunts to the back of the neck if they don't get moving. I'VE SHIFTED ALMOST 10 STONE, I CAN MOVE NOW - GET OUT THE WAYYYYY!!!

APPEAL | We are this morning investigating following reports a man was stabbed in Liverpool city centre.

At around 5.30am patrols located a man, who is in his 20s, at the junction of Church Street and Whitechapel with stab wounds.

More here
orlo.uk/FniX9

*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied