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I firmly believe that Dead Internet Theory is not only real but actually far worse than any of us can even comprehend

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

Lust - gooning Wrath - crashing out Envy - pocket watching Gluttony - big back Pride- main character energy Sloth - doomscrolling Greed - thirsty

unfortunately i’ll always think it’s cute when people who dated earlier in life end up back together like 50 years later. sorry. so sorry. it’s precious! sorry

"I do not "write" my lore down, I don't outline, I don't draft, I don't document, I IMAGINE it. And if I forget it, I START OVER."

The Lyft app said my driver was deaf and/or hard of hearing. I signaled “thank you” when I got out the car and he rolled his eyes.

(climbing into your skin) scooch over

i LOVE when short hair is so well styled

just saw superman. that first kiss was fucking insane. I turned to my friend in disbelief. They were practically fucking against that kitchentop. Look at me I’m superman I save squirrels, fight for justice and then make love to my beautiful girlfriend.  Fuck this guy kill him lex

Nothing this bitch loves more than coming in 5th place

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to and vise versa

i fucking love this video so much