'Uhhhhhhhhhhhh whats the keyedslime anime called again?'

'HR... rockstars... what a term... I ... I am tied to this world by a single strand of a spider's web...'

“Yes, hello officer, I’m standing outside the orphanage right now. And it’s all gonna BLOW if the greatest Xer to every pick up a keyboard, Keyedslime, doesn’t return within the next five minutes. Goodbye!”

'.......Keyedslime...'

“In my lifetime I have seen submarnites, oldtroons, gooncoastrians, etc; thanks to keyedslime, I even know that one can be subjawnian! But as for an Amarnite, I declare that I have never in my life met him.”

'NFG is to Anthony as Sam Hyde is to Charls Carroll... but who is their Nick Rochefort...?'

'Such a character could never exist within Amarna proper... the role of his correlate will be granted to Keyedslime...'

“… Yeah, I follow spritezero…”

spritezero

spritezero 'People of marginalized genders'

spritezero 'It looked fishy, but I had to hail. Etiquette matters. I'm locked out of my bank apps now by the way.'

Marco lehnert spritezero

spritezero Just what I was thinking!

spritezero 'And I turn it, like this, in my head. I see the corners, the bottom... not many people can do this.'

'That one gemmer (me, btw) who walked past a request for a 'dolluh' — 'no' — while clinking coins 'in hand.''

Keyedslime

spritezero @freeqofnature

Loordi Keyedslime.

“keyedslime”

My first encounter with this phenomenon was some 10 years ago, I knew a turbo-feminist PhD student who was always on about 'my rapist'. Turned out he was a guy who groped her a bit when he thought she was giving him go-ahead and immediately stopped when she told him to stop.

They got keyedslime and contrarian pancake ffs