I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

May Elmo just say, Ms. SZA, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

That cut to Serena crip walking 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

For those of y’all who weren’t outside, the media tore Serena to shreds for crip walking at Wimbledon. Her coming back to do a dance that references a culture she’s actually a part of, during a live performance criticizing someone for being a culture vulture is *chef’s kiss.*

when you're financially stable in a walkable city 3 drinks deep with the love of your life...that is the moment life gets better

this is so important to tell older women. i never let older ladies talk down on themselves near me, it breaks my heart how they don’t see their beauty just because of their age 🥲

I cut people off from witnessing third party betrayal. I see how you handle other people and you won't get the opportunity to do that to me.

i always want a kiss, give me a kiss immediately after you’ve given me a kiss and then again.

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

wish someone would look at me n think damn i wanna change the oil in her car and get nothing in return sooooo bad

one-sided ghosting is bad, but two-sided ghosting is one of the most beautiful things we have. just two people silently deciding that they will definitely never contact each other again. it doesn't get better than that.

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

My husband fake proposed to get us free drinks last night 😂

i will apologize for my tone & delivery, but never for what i said. i have a lot of sense, so if i said it understand that i meant it with everything in me.

Glorilla opened up her verse with, "hoe stand tf up and stop crying bout that nigga" y'all can't tell me she ain't a motivational speaker atp 😭

third wheeling a healthy couple is so nice. you feel like their first born in a happy home.