Ireland in control. Trust the Plan

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I've enjoyed seeing the Conan praise on the TL today but the craziest part to me is that if he did nothing else besides write Marge vs. the Monorail he would still be one of the 10 funniest Americans who ever lived

President Joe Biden canceled $7.4 billion of student debt in another round of loan forgiveness Friday. trib.al/SQvQFrQ

My fantasy team is almost comically cursed this week you’re welcome kevin nibley

Unfortunately Hot Ones has to end now following Conan O'Brien perfecting the format on today's episode.

Something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that eclipses are only possible on earth because of the insanely unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

No one wants to face the fact that being chubby keeps you young looking, this woman is 37 btw

Fuck you 🫶

Ritchson just caused off-the-charts levels of cognitive dissonance among business-class dads

How does he think it feels to live here? I don't even dare wear clothes in case I get mugged. I just wander round nude with my Oyster card jammed up my arse.

have they resorted to wearing a whole ‘nother pair of pants under the see-through ones 🫣

Talk about everyone wants a revolution but no one wants to do the dishes. Feminist men, a word: learn to do all those things and DO them. Take the notes. Organize the group gift. Keep track of birthdays. Take the lunch order and call it in. DO a feminism, don’t just say it.

to all who celebrate, i wish you a very happy anniversary of the surrender of the traitor robert e lee & his defeated army of northern virginia -- april 9, 1865

Omg this ad is devastating 💔

The woke clouds are trying to prevent me from looking directly at the sun

Perhaps an unpopular or overly serious opinion but do not dye your dog’s hair, it’s against their dignity. That dog is supposed to be your friend and you wouldn’t treat a friend as a plaything or a joke would you?

I still can’t believe my boyfriend is in so much debt that we can’t get married but I’ve taken things into my own hands now and nicked the money from my boss, if only it wasn’t raining so much, I’m so tired, oh look there’s a motel

'Don't get me wrong, still love it though.'

WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS DISHES IN THE SINK WHY