And don’t think about burgling our houses while we’re away- we’ve left the men behind!!!! #GirlPower
Fly and flop.

Early bird tickets for the third 100 Days Headteachers Conference end this Friday. If you’re a new or aspiring headteacher don’t miss out on what will be a brilliant day of CPD.

eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-first-10…

So this is it...
Which will be Rishi Sunak 's next groundbreaking policy
Bring back Woolworths or Proper Jukeboxes in pubs???
#WorldCupOfThingstoBringBack

Every so often I get a nice dm or something similar from someone who follows me who I don’t interact with much or don’t know.
Can I just say how much I appreciate these? Thank you ❤️

✈️Ahead of publication on 6th June I can reveal BOTH Lifting Off - my memoir about the 12 years I flew as cabin crew and the republication of Betty Trask Society of Authors award-winner, In Search of the Missing Eyelash.
Make my day & pre-order ♥️ karenmcleod.co.uk/book-news.html
#booktwt

Tesco man with a pencil moustache and the beginnings of a mullet today!!!!

Our Education Secretary edition of 'Guess Who?*' is now in the bargain bin at toy shops everywhere!

'Did he last a year?'

'Did she last more than a day?'

'Did they have a vision?'

'Does he have a beard?'

'Did he get a knighthood?'

(*You might or might not know their names.)

Imagine being able to pick the brains of Vic Goddard, Patrick Cozier, Mrs O 🙋‍♀️ FCCT HalilMrT - Official and Mrs Clark about headship all on the same day….and then listen to them share their experiences and what it’s like to be a headteacher now….

eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-first-10…

You mean academies won’t be able to.
Everyone else’s budgets have already been done (April to April) and will be mullered as in the past if any pay increase isn’t fully funded.
Come on ASCL you don’t just represent academy staff.

Tell me you’re ‘end of term tired’ without telling me you’re ‘end of term tired’ … when you can’t work out why your alarm didn’t go off, then discover that you had put 515 into your calculator! ⏰

Happy Friday, one and all! Thank Crunchie it’s an inset day Friday for me! 🙈

If you're reading this, take care of yourself. We need you today. And tomorrow. And the day after that. And the day after that.
And some day we'll find it,
the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

And bloody well done to everyone else who remains where they are for another year.
Me too! (Although I am on retirement countdown)

Ps this was Broadstairs.

Happy half term all…..

Guard me and guide me, O God this day. Lead me in the way of truth and life. Bless my words and my actions. Send the Holy Spirit upon all that I do, in Jesus name. Amen.

Brighton: Child's comic story about 'Danger Sausage' goes viral - BBC News ♥️ bbc.com/news/articles/…

Today, I was showing a prospective parent around school. We went into reception and a little girl said “it’s my mummy’s birthday today and she’s 32!”
Great, I thought, makes me old enough to be your granny. 🙄

Well. For those of you who were keen to see the next instalment of Danger Sausage…
I was snuggled up in bed (early train to London tmrw) and heard something drop through the letterbox…
So, here we have a one-pager backstory for Danger Sausage and Black Pudding, plus THE SEQUEL.