not me tho i shorted b/t/c at 70k and im up 70% 😻

april has never done that before

i want to kms this morning

aquarius gotta be the easiest zodiac to manipulate

t@/yl0r swift is never going to write albums like lover or reputation or 1989 about travis kelce im sorry but the best we’re gonna get is touch me while ur bros play gta 💀

so true it feels like none of these guys playing even care who wins the match, they just treat it like they’re playing on the ps5. it’s not even fun to watch anymore, they don’t care if they win, why should some random person watching at home?

bob lablaw is this about RCB?

i saw this on an ig comment “humans have been practising racism for years so when the time finally comes, we can all get together and h@ te aliens” 😭😭

texting a girl “if we’re both single at 30- ” is the deepest trench a man can be in

monkey man was so sexy such a raw action movie i loved it

downloading monkey man in 2160p dev patel do not let me down

dawg if i was in the middle of the stadium and the whole crowd was cheering and turning on their flashlights for me to play 1 ball i would start giggling and blushing lmao

??? dawg 😭😭

this goes so hard holy fuck