I like 🍍 on my 🍕

People will believe they actually committed suicide.

Brah, this world is out of control 😆

She wonders why she is single.

Brah, never mind the measuring tape.
Get the level.

That's cool but go to Alvalade this Saturday 😎

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I post am Outside Sales Job and the amount of people who apply and say 'is this remote...can I work from home'

Ya, if the streets is your home.

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Hoo boy 🥴