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Feet!

In the immortal words of D.H. Cannon (Thumbless Wonder)

Me: hears something flapping then it flies and slaps the floor in the kitchen.

Stepson: wut?

Me: wtf was that?

Stepson: I was slapping my sauce sack for my toaster strudel and it flew outta my fingers!

Me: never refer to your sauce sack in my presence again.

Equality

Maybe if you gave head more and tried anal you wouldn’t have this problem.

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We men are simple creatures

Oh look he got an award!

Here is a 15 minute synopsis of many of the Farm Credit issues we put together with snippets from a prior Livestream —

— we will be adding more content soon!

#SaveOurFarms

open.spotify.com/episode/4xA0H4…

This isn’t a good idea.
There will be a battalion of Alaskan hunters riding moose and caribou while heavily armed, smoking weed while directing herds of muskox and brown bears to trample and destroy you.