Rocking the fried potatoes@ chch koru. Thankyou Daniel Crozier for being such a high roller.

Too muggy to be carting boxes and houseplants around today! Sweating all that CHCH booze out! :-)

Yuck @Chris_Brain I know you don't have a cat.

Just hired a handtruck. Feeling manly.

In the green room tonight the "if you had to..... " game went a little too far.

Rye Grass Staggers at Golden Dawn tonight! Alriiiiiiiight! Gettin my country on.....

There is a certain kind of nausea that comes specifically from too many giant jellybeans.

Hey! I'm on the tele!

Wow Metro magazine is nearly ten bucks at the three lamps dairy but worth it for the hot babes on page 37.

Driving with trailer with a cage and @thejamiebowen past the army barracks. Now I have a perve related injury.

Wellington! Come to the Pitch at Bats this week! My new show with Irene Pink. It is an hilarious multi media extravaganza. Come.Laugh.

Bless you Irene Pink. You brought deep fried chicken to a broken woman.

Hey!! @Chris_Brain I'm tweeting bitch! Check out this tweet!!! BAM.

Hey Rose.

Having lunch mid shop with Urzila Carlson, good times 😊

Come on Christchurch! Get your booties down to the Big Top at Hagley Park, me and Wilson Dixon rocking the 9.30 show!

.Justine Smith returns to the @nzComedyFest with her first solo show in 4 years - eepurl.com/bgs9_f

Tonight 7.30pm at The Classic Jeremy Elwood is headlining .. with a great line-up: Justine Smith Irene Pink & Matt Stellingwerf